Thursday, 12 April 2012

SuperWTF

I have, maybe, half a dozen days out of the year where I seriously ask myself if I'm crazy. Crazy for choosing the field of childcare. Today was one of those days. Today I got caught in the drizzle of urine (thankfully my own childs-don't know why but that's comforting), stepped in human feces and changed more urine/fece attacked clothing/diapers than ever in my life. Today sucked lol (laughing=todays minimal beginings of hysteria)
I threw away my shoes that had the fate to fall in human poop. New Balance shoes have grooves and nooks, that aint coming out unless you have an iron gag-reflex and time. I was going to buy new shoes this weekend but fate interviened. I now have no shoes bc I'm an idiot. How am I to get shoes (go to the store) when my shoes are in the garbage? Oh and when my wallet is m.i.a? Thank you Michelle! On the advantagious side, the shoes I didn't buy today, DO NOT have shit on them :) So for the remainder of the afternoon and a nightclass I rocked badass compfy ugh boots and sporty/yoga shorts, yikes. Meanwhile you're so distracted by the chaos that is my wordrobe that I'm silently forgetting the bandage over my weeping cut across my right knee.......and the duct tape keeping the dressings there to cover it. BAM!
The evening arrives and I am yet to go home but class has finished just before 9. I do a driveby of "Payless" to remember they're closed and I still do not know where my wallet is. My knee is sore and I don't have another dressing. I don't want to rock sporty/yoga shorts with boots agian so I call my gf who owns the boots I've already borrowed and pray my bizzar situation isn't about to land me awkward. Do you have a pair of flipflops I can borrow? I'm getting new shoes on my lunchbreak tomorrow. Pffft........AWKWARD! lol Seriously gratefull for aweosome people ;)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
The End

Tomorrow is going to kick ass. Tomorrow is FRIDAY!!! Tomorrow I will have Friday coffee :) Tomorrow I am Wonderwoman and tonight; I sleep.

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